Comic Book Throwback: The Avengers #267, 268, 269 – Kang the Conquerer!

AVENGERS #267, 268, 269 (1986)

– Kang’s BIG Adventure!

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For today’s throwback comic, I dug into my Avengers stack and brought out this personal fave…

Bottom Line: U gotts somewhat admire a guy who is not only willing to defeat all of his foes – but defeat HIMSELF!  Imagine yourself –  fighting …..Yourself ….. continuously…… throughout history – and each one of You – is plotting to kill or stop another version of You – until only ONE you is left in time to rule –  [Is your head spinning yet???!]  What ia would-be time conqueror to do??

That is the backdrop to this classic storyline – as Kang the Conqueror – with whom applying the term ‘egomaniacal‘ is an understatement- undergoes this task of eliminating HIMSELF from all other points in history!

(Self-hate, anyone?)

So Kang, actually succeeds in DEFEATING THE AVENGERS -and even goes up against alternate universe Avengers – in his quest for global, galaxial, universal, and chronological control!  [we can only wish to have so much drive and determination]

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-BUT- things get really interesting when we discover that Kang the Conqueror is in fact  (drumroll needed here)……….

a future version of DR. DOOM!

Doctor Doooooom bitches!!! haha yeh! Ol Latverian Power-Swagger Himself! lol

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Yo – i LOVE this cat’s LATVERIAN PIMP CHALICE! haaa

<– PEEP the power-chord, rock star STANCE! 😀

…..the ‘Kneel before ZOD!’ raised arm- WITH the open hand!  The slight cloak-grasp with his right hand!

……. Okay enough with the Doom-Digression….

So Kang the Conqueror manages to conquer HIMSELF at all different convergent times and realities- and almost succeeds in being the true   Master of Time…. except for one small bothersome detail…

Immortus has already beat him to that claim!

Now first of all – Why in the world would you want to fight someone who calls himself ‘IMMORTUS’?!

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Does that SOUND like a fight you are gonna win??

If the man calls himself fuccin’ IMMORTUS – i would imagine that he is posted up – CHILLIN’ – at the Dawn of Time -and simultaneously – at the End of Time. This dude not only knows what you are gonna do – but he knows what you are gonna do BEFORE YOU even know what you are gonna do!

DAMN THE ODDS – this is an exercise in utter futility!

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Think that stops Kang from trying anyway? Ha. Think again!

So how does this outrageous classic story end?  You will have to read it to find out!

As always – most of the books reviewed can be found to purchase Here, at our partner Ebay store.

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